Do You Know?

• Jerry Lewis is the only entertainer who was ever nominated for a Nobel Prize.
• When Bugs Bunny first appeared in 1935, he was called Happy Rabbit.
• Toto the dog was paid $125 a week for his work in The Wizard of Oz.

Robert N. Cronk, was the FIRST AMERICAN born in the year 1924. He was born on January 1, 1924, in Savannah, GA, at exactly Five seconds after midnight, thereby becoming the first person born in the United States on that date.

The voice of Geoffrey the Giraffe in the Toys R Us commercial is Jim Hanks, Tom Hank's younger brother. Jim was also Tom's running double in Forrest Gump. Source: USA Weekend - Who's News - March 14-16, 2003 Issue.

Do I Need Clothes?

How To Enjoy Good Health

I don't exercise at all.
If God had wanted me to touch my toes
He would have put them up higher on my body.
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One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.
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I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
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Amazing! You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!
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I know what Victoria's Secret is.
The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
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The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
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The Garlic Diet:
You don't lose weight, you just look thinner from a distance.
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I'm so fat that...the back of my neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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Every time I get the urge to exercise, I lie down till the feeling passes.
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"At my gym they have free weights, so I took them."
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The only exercise I get is jumping to conclusions.
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What runs but never gets tired?
Water.
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
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