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A young man was about to be married, but he had a question he needed answered. He first went to his Mother and asked, "Mom, why do women wear white dresses on their wedding day?"
His Mother replied, "It represents purity, and virginity."
The young man thanks his Mom but kinda doubts her word, so he goes to his Father. "Dad, why do women wear white dresses on their wedding day?"
His Father looks at him earnestly and says, "My boy, all appliances come in white."
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A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The one in the middle."
"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"
"I don't like her."
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Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce.
"Tell the court why you want a divorce," said the judge.
"Well, your honor, every once in a while my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife looked exactly alike, every once in a while I'd end up making love to her by mistake," said Dan.
"Surely there must be some difference between the two women." the judge said.
"You'd better believe there is a difference, your Honor. That's why I want the divorce."
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A guy slices his ball in the woods and goes in to look for it. He meets a girl from the next fairway looking for her ball. They start to chat and have a wonderful little conversation. She suddenly says to him, " You know... you look like my third husband.
"He says, "Oh yeah?", and then asks her how many times she's been married.
"Twice," she replies.
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A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, "A billionaire."
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Few Fun Related Facts

• "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
• The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
• No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
• The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable."
• "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
• "C" is the most popular first letter when it comes to capital cities. The six state capitals that begin with the letter "C" are:
  Carson City, Nevada
  Charleston, West Virginia
  Cheyenne, Wyoming
  Columbia, South Carolina
  Columbus, Ohio
  Concord, New Hampshire
• There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
• Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
• More capital cities names begin with "B" than any other letter -- Baghdad, Belfast, Belgrade, Berlin, Berne, Bogotá, Bonn, Brussels, Bucharest, Budapest, Buenos Aires -- just to name a few...
• Most frequently spoken word on the Planet: OK
  Source: http://yourdictionary.com